Yo so wats gud world i had a bad ass day at my first day at a new job first off i found out it wasnt wat i expected. First off i had to walk door to door knockin on ppl doors n shit in white ass virginia (cracker central no offense) about water pollution and how they can donate money to stop it. Now pause can u imagine my black ass at ur door tellin you bout sum water pollution...Do i even look lik a nigga who cared about water pollution before i started dis job???? HELL NAW!!!! Now first off dez white ppl kept slammin doors in my face talkin bout they werent interested and shit so den im tryin cut through a dog park and a fuckin cane corso chases me across da damn field lucky i hopped a fence to get away jus in a nick of time (mind u im jus recappin i dont feel lik typin every bit by bit of my bad ass day) den after i been walkin around rosslyn, Va for 6hrs i run across a cat who malls my fuckin leg!!!! i mean da damn cat went ham and attacked my fuckin leg after i rang their doorbell!!!! At this point in my mind i knew i wasnt going to be commin bac to this job!!!! that shit was dead to me and den on top of that did u guys kno that if you dont pay ur fone bill they cut that shit off lol sike naw but yea dey cut my iphone off today cuz i hadnt paid da bill n i still cant cuz i dont hav a damn job!!!! ARGH!!!! my fuckin back hurts i need a massage, my fuckin head hurts i need a vicatin, my iphone is cut off i need 208.00 to pay my bill for this month and next month, i need to find the vaseline or neosprone for these cat cuts!!! can i post this on fuck my life or is this too long??? lol well ill post it on blogger and just add...
FML
-Aye E
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