Monday, March 9, 2009

Excuse me miss but ur hands on my...

Wats gud world i kno i been gone for a min....lol everytime i say dat i always feel the need to say...
It's been a long time/i shuldn't have left you/wit out a song two step/too get your groove on/and make babies too...(dats mine so dont steal it lol)

But anyway heres wats been goin on for me and i got a new track for ya'll to hear well its old n i jus really sat n listened to the cd but anyway...i got ya'll here we go
So...
Lately i've been adjusting myself to my manager position at spencer's!!! WHOOT WHOOT!!!
O here's a wild true story so i got a gurl arrested at work yo here's the story...
So as everybody knows whowva been in a Spencer's knows we sell vibrators for women and stuff so i was over by that section helping customers and every customer that come in the store we have to greett and ask if they need help (which i personally get annoyed by wen im da customer but hey i undastand you gotta do your job...) but anyway so these two gurls walk in the store pretty decent looking and i ask if they need help and da gurl says "I'm looking for a good vibrator" and i was like ok we got tons of em right here( so i point to the wall with vibrators) and she says well i want one like that (and points to my pants) and i'm lik hold up shawty excuse me??? lol and she says lik that i wana buy that one...so i said "sorry shawty this one not for sale" and she said "damn well i wulda paid good money for that one( and starts to walk toward me) so i kinda move to the side so she can get by right...while she is walking by she grabs a handful of E's D!!!!! lol So i'm like whoa!!! so i thought to myself i wonder what would happen if i call security lol so i did and instead of security the police came lol and they arrested her and i had to fill out all this paper work about what happen and yada yada ya...lol omg da gurl was mad as fuck!!! blew her whole weekend sittin in jail!!! (if they even took her to jail)...
Wild ass story right???
Anyways now for those of you who dont kno I hav an obsession wit gurls wit tattoos, light skin, nice breast (ima breast man myself lol), and ja on da skinny side u can hav a lil gut dats kool wit me lol but omg My favorite joint right now is...
KAT VON D...


Soo tatted and so cute yung i'd wife dis lil joint and get my tiger in the jungle havin jungle fever on wit her lol
O by the way the track i'm puttin in yall ears is called "deathwish" by Jadakiss and Lil Wayne...
Open ya ears and shut ya mouth and listen to this magic...
fuck jadakiss part actually but here go wayne part and thats the crack cookin in the pot...

Real deal hollyfield shit i kno respect my man back lik cooked crack fresh out da pot all white no tan crack brick shit!!!!
O i forgot to say dis I'm on my martin shit i watch all da episodes now man dis use to be my shit growin up lol now its back on DVD o i gotta collect em all...
but dats all i got for yall catch me on da flip side....

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